Friday, March 19, 2010

What it really means

40-ish.............................................49

Adventurous.................................Slept with everyone

Athletic..........................................No tits

Average looking..........................Moooo

Beautiful.......................................Pathological liar

Emotionally Secure......................On medication

Feminist..........................................Fat

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former ****

New-Age....................................Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned.............................No BJs

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing........................................Loud and Embarrassing

Professional....................................*****

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

Large frame.................................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

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