Monday, August 31, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father' '.
The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace''.
The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence' '.
The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness''.
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'
She replies, 'I have a daughter. She is slim, tall and 36-24-36.
When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God !.... :-)
The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father' '.
The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace''.
The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence' '.
The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness''.
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'
She replies, 'I have a daughter. She is slim, tall and 36-24-36.
When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God !.... :-)
Monday, August 17, 2009
Love yourself
I'm only as strong as the cocktails I drink, the hairspray I use, and the
girlfriends I have. Here's to you! Why do we only have parties for each
other when one of us gets married, pregnant, has a birthday, or retires?
What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants, and shopping,
lunching and traveling girlfriends? Let's celebrate each other for each
other's sake! Be happy!
Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone's house will be bigger.
Someone will drive a better car.
Someone's children will do better in school.
And Someone's husband will fix more things around the house.
So let it go, and love you and your circumstances.
Think about it.
The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.
And the richest woman you know, who's got the car, the house, the clothes....might be lonely.
And the word says if "I have not Love, I am nothing."
So, again, love you.
Love who you are.
Look in the mirror in the morning and smile.
"Winners make things happen.
Losers let things happen."
Pass this on to encourage another woman.
"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world".
girlfriends I have. Here's to you! Why do we only have parties for each
other when one of us gets married, pregnant, has a birthday, or retires?
What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants, and shopping,
lunching and traveling girlfriends? Let's celebrate each other for each
other's sake! Be happy!
Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone's house will be bigger.
Someone will drive a better car.
Someone's children will do better in school.
And Someone's husband will fix more things around the house.
So let it go, and love you and your circumstances.
Think about it.
The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.
And the richest woman you know, who's got the car, the house, the clothes....might be lonely.
And the word says if "I have not Love, I am nothing."
So, again, love you.
Love who you are.
Look in the mirror in the morning and smile.
"Winners make things happen.
Losers let things happen."
Pass this on to encourage another woman.
"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world".
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